Just when you thought Hollywood had run out of ideas for big, blockbuster films… here comes Summer People: The Movie.
Yes, not since David O. Selznick destroyed Atlanta has there been a film this spectacular, brimming with such raw passion and jaw-dropping derring-do. Ya know, just because I can’t see your face doesn’t mean I can’t hear you wince as you read this. Okay fine, it might be a tad bit of hyperbole but isn’t that what Hollywood is all about? Yer darn tootin’ it is.
All right, enough with the PR smoke. As they say in Hollywood, "Let’s cut to the chase!" Here it is, Summer People: The Movie!